2 Notes

Afternoon mooch. 

I used to work in a nightclub. 

I used to go out drinking and chasing girls. 

Now I spend Saturdays making jam tarts, drinking tea from a pot, choosing seeds and listening to the radio with wifey. 

Oooooolé!

Afternoon mooch.

I used to work in a nightclub.

I used to go out drinking and chasing girls.

Now I spend Saturdays making jam tarts, drinking tea from a pot, choosing seeds and listening to the radio with wifey.

Oooooolé!

1 Notes

Bon Joviver.

Deep.

1 Notes

Last night’s requests. 

Heavy hitter after heavy hitter.

Last night’s requests.

Heavy hitter after heavy hitter.

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Pablo.

Pablo.

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Someone’s been living in London too long…

Someone’s been living in London too long…

3 Notes

The Gypsy likes his birthday present.

The Gypsy likes his birthday present.

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Boys from Hell, 2004.

Boys from Hell, 2004.

3 Notes

My bike has rust on rust on rust. 

Yikes.

My bike has rust on rust on rust.

Yikes.

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You want wife?

I make good price for you my friend…

You want wife?

I make good price for you my friend…

2 Notes

Morning harvest. 

Ello parsnip soup.

Morning harvest.

Ello parsnip soup.

1 Notes

Important video of the day.

Watch and absorb.

(Just try to ignore Vinnie Jones’ hideous acting…).

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Pops and Flash. 

Stoked on Yorkshire puddings.

Pops and Flash.

Stoked on Yorkshire puddings.

2 Notes

Lake District smoked salmon is big smoked salmon. 

Ooh la la.

Lake District smoked salmon is big smoked salmon.

Ooh la la.

1 Notes

Weapon of choice.

Weapon of choice.

7 Notes

Next 3 months’ mooch. 

Goodness.

Next 3 months’ mooch.

Goodness.